The thing I find the most amusing is when Lud says to me "all english men are bastards" - how could I ever agree to that? I've just got married to one less than a year ago! Perhaps I will live to regret it, heh. On the Jeff front, the most hilarious point in his rant is him saying that his wife is a lesbian - because when once she had a friend visiting from back home, the two of them sat in the kitchen and closed the door, left him watching tv on his own! Haha, thinking of his reasoning cheers me up. To finish it off, he also complains that quite a lot of men have their eye on her (as if that's her own fault, heh!).
Both of them will ask if we can hear them quarreling, but the walls are too thick and the only thing we've ever heard from next door is the shrieking of a wardrobe hinge (it must be attached to the wall). Once G did listen to them shouting at each other, while he was waiting for me to answer the door, and that got him *very* uncomfortable, so they must be lethal. But then again, G has very low tolerance levels when it comes to shouting and aggression, so I can't honestly say how epic their quarrels are.
Anyway, I hope the plant will survive my attendance.